Friends With Benefits

(Totally Not an Affiliate Program)

Serious Clothing.
Not a Serious Program.

Let’s get this out of the way up front.

This is an affiliate program.
We just refuse to pretend it’s anything more sacred than that.

If you like Buffery, tell people about it.
If they buy something, they get a discount.
You get paid. Win-win!

That’s it. No robes. No manifestos. No pretending you’re “part of the brand.”

How It Works (Shockingly Simple)

• You get a coveted personal discount code

• Your friends/followers get 15% off

• You earn commission on completed sales

• We pay you monthly, after returns close

No links to memorize.
No dashboards to babysit.
No awkward tribalism energy.

Just… adult incentives (i.e. CASH).

Why We’re Doing This

We’re not interested in turning everyone into a walking billboard.

If you’re already the person bodybuilders trust for advice, Buffery wants to make it easy - and fair - to pass along a recommendation that actually works.

This program exists for that moment when you can say:

“Yeah - I know a guy.”

No gatekeeping. No loyalty pledges.
Just a clean way to say: “Give them my name - they’ll take care of you.”

The “Benefits” Part

You earn commission on sales generated using your code.

Rates increase automatically if you drive real results.
(Yes, there are tiers. No, it’s not complicated.)

We don’t:

• Cap your earnings

• Micromanage your content

• Tell you how to talk

We do:

• Track sales accurately

• Wait until returns are settled

• Pay what’s owed, on time

A Few Ground Rules
(Because Adults Have Those)

We keep this light, but not sloppy.

• Don’t run paid ads using our name without permission

• Don’t stack discounts or game the system

• Don’t misrepresent the product

If something feels off, we’ll talk first - not nuke you from orbit.

Who This Is Not For

This is probably not your thing if:

• You want free stuff without effort

• You’re chasing “ambassador” titles

• You need constant validation or hand-holding

No hard feelings. Truly.

Who This Is For

You’ll fit right in if:

• You actually wear Buffery

• You like telling people about things that work

• You enjoy getting paid for that without pretending it’s deeper than it is

Friends. With benefits.

Transparency Corner
(a.k.a. the Fine Print, in English)

• Commissions are calculated on net sales

• Returns and refunds don’t count (obviously)

• Payments go out monthly via PayPal

• This does not make you our employee, agent, or spokesperson

You down?